Who Me?

I wouldn’t date a guy once when he bragged that he didn’t like garlic.  I mean, really, where could that possibly go longterm? And who brags about something like that to a classically trained cook?  On paper he looked near-perfect … devilishly handsome and successful, but as I sipped my first (and only) glass of wine listening to him drone on about the evils of garlic and Thai food, his belief that global warming was just propaganda, etc. I wanted to be anywhere else but there. By the time he got to  his love of Kenny G, I was so bored and incensed, I even wondered if I should try the old “escape via the ladies room” trick.  This was a perfectly boring, perfectly predictable man, perfectly void of any spice and seasoning.

Translation:  sex would be the same.  Blink, blink!  I didn’t stay for a second glass.

He did ask me for gratuitous sex.  Really.

Things you may or may not know about me. Wait. What am I thinking?  You should just ask me about these THINGS next time you see me.

1. Salt, sea & sand
2. Bareback rider in the circus
3. A cake in the shape of a guitar
4. Jimi Hendrix & the Monkees
5. Numerical dyslexia
6. Janis Joplin, Southern Comfort & Sam Houston Andrew
7. Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford
8. 22 cities/towns
9.  Joy amid the pots, pans, soups and sauces
10. Out-of-control passion, deep drowning kisses, and falling ass over teacup in love
11. Riding alone for several floors with Salvador Dali
12. Studio in the Country with The Neville Bros & Fiyo on the Bayou
13. The Car wash in New Orleans
14. Lee & Zak, a very Starkey night
15. Lisa & John Entwistle in Stowe-on-the-Wold
16. Life’s too short for …
17. Santorini & a magical night in Crete
18. Signature dishes

Join me on this journey. All you need is your appetite for almost anything and a sense of humor.

Email:  simmer2sizzle@gmail.com

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