The Hindsight Zone Revisited

And yet I keep going. Why is that? It’s because I believe in love.

Tom (Wake Forest, NC ’16)
OKCupid
Predate
Him:  If you don’t look like your picture, you’re buying me drinks til you do.
Me:  Same right back atcha, buddy. –>his photos are at least 15 years old.
Him:  We’ll go to your favorite restaurant.
I chose Kitchen in Chapel Hill run by the amazing Dick and Sue Barrows.
Him to the waiter: What’s good here?
Me thinking: Oh, no, he’s kidding, right?
Him: I’ll have the raw oysters. Don’t overcook them.
Me thinking:  Blank. Not funny.
Me: So I know you’ve been married once. What’s your love history like?
Him: My second marriage was only a couple of months. She was from Bulgaria.
Me: Oh, wow, what was Bulgaria like?
Him:  I never went there. I met her online and then she moved in with me.
Me:  Ah, well then.
Him: Yeah, but can you do this?  (While he’s busy hanging his spoon from his nose.)

 

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